Monday, February 08, 2010

Just Because Sometimes, Ya Gotta Laugh

I, unabashadly, admit to stealing this from a friend who posted it on a private group.....and I don't care! I want this to be thought  of as a moment away from the dreary and depressing world of adoption separation. I want to put on a purple dress, a red hat and act silly.












Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits

By Pam Ayres





Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.


'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.


'Cos tits can be such troublesome things
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.



When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.


When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
When people see less of them rather than more,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

4 comments:

Clare said...

you made my day at 9:05pm
thanks for posting that it was really "uplifting"!

Maryreunited said...

Oh gods that made me laugh so hard Robin! Thank you for making my day-

Lori said...

OMG - ROFLMAO - and here I just got out my purple hat!

Cedar said...

Love it! :)